Thursday, August 28, 2008

What’s So Funny About Work?

Dear Friends,

In honor of Labor Day, September 1, and all workers, here’s a look at the lighter side of labor:

  • My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn’t concentrate.
  • Then I worked as a lumberjack, but I couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax.
  • After that I tried being a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it...and it was a so-so job.
  • Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
  • My best job was being a musician, till I found I wasn’t noteworthy.
  • I wanted to start a bakery, but I couldn’t raise the dough.
  • I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patience.
  • I became a professional fisherman, until I couldn’t live on my net income.
  • I managed to get a good job with a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
  • So I applied for a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
  • I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
  • My last job was working at Starbucks, but I quit because it was always the same old grind.

Whatever you’re working at, have a happy – and fun – Labor Day!

On Your Team.
Jeffrey Stanton
Your Trusted Advisor For Life

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