How Hot is It?

Dear Friends,

How Hot is It?

While there’s no “cure” for hot weather, here are some humorous responses to the question, “How hot is it?” Sometimes a well-chosen remark can help take your mind off the thermometer!

How hot is it?

It’s so hot, your electric bill is higher than your house payment.
… your washing machine dries and fluffs your clothes.
… you can make instant sun tea.
… the dog was chasing the cat and they were both walking.
… your car overheats just sitting in the garage.
… you cancel your Hotmail account because you hate the name.
… you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
… the best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.
… ice is on the endangered species list.
… ducks in the park come in “original recipe” and “extra crispy.”
… you’ve mastered the art of driving without touching the steering wheel.
… birds are using potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
… you’re sweating while you take a cold shower.
…the Burger King crew said, “If you want it your way, cook it yourself.”

I hope you’re enjoying your summer – whatever the weather!

Sincerely,
Your Trusted Advisor For Life
Jeffrey Stanton


P.S. What’s your response to “How hot is it?” Please email me at jstanton@0downaskmehow.com